No More Aspen Vacations for Gizmo
A sad day for Gizmo – a tiny pomeranian, who has been banned from entering Aspen, CO. The grevious crime for this horrible punishment? Biting the ankle of a worker at the Aspen Club on Aug 28, who then called the cops and had the dog thrown into Aspen Animal Shelter for 10 days.

Pomeranian
But that wasn’t enough. Municipal Judge Brooke Peterson ordered Gizmo’s owner Melinda Goldrich to ensure that the vicious dog would never be seen again in Aspen, on pain of being ‘confiscated’ and put to death.
Gizmo can no longer sit under the Aspens in Aspen, bark at the falling leaves and bite any passing ankle that he fancies. He can no longer wait for you to get off the ski-lift at Snowmass. He cannot hide under your seat in the shuttle bus which takes you to the majesty of the Maroon Bells. And he’s going to miss his personal favorite – stuck with the nice, fat ankles of tasty tourists in a gondola at Glenwood Caverns – with no escape route.
I’m sure you’re thinking this is all hyperbole. I mean, it would be understandable if the dog was a ferocious American Pit Bull Terrier. But Gizmo is a tiny Pomeranian.
See, the thing is, Gizmo has a thing for tasty ankles. He’s a serial biter and has already done time for the same offence. He was hauled up before the same judge earlier this year after biting someone in February. At that time, the judge had ordered Melinda Goldrich to make sure that the dog was never left unattended and free to pursue his ‘hobby.’
Tourists visiting Aspen can now walk around safely again – thanks to the courageous actions of the bitten victims, the long leash of the Aspen Police Dept and the Solomon-like wisdom of the Judiciary, who have split the dog from it’s owner. The reign of ankle-biting terror unleashed by Gizmo the Pomeranian is now over.
Only one question remains – Where did they send him to?
Photo by kjurnstorm
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