A shot like this will cost ya - but it can be worth it...

A shot like this will cost ya - but it can be worth it...

There are 1001 cliches to justify a big expense, go ahead and pick the one that best suits you.

Got it?

Excellent.

Now, say it a few times to make yourself believe it.

Nice.

Okay, I’m supposed to tell you how to do it on the cheap here in Hawaii and I’m doing pretty well (see: using locals, stealing music), but there are a few things you need to do and there’s no other way of getting them done than just biting the proverbial bullet.

This rings true for a cruise down the Napali Coast on a catamaran.

Trust me when I say there’s no way to do this cheaper than the $100 range. You just can’t.

I mean, you can, as our captain suggested ‘get a job with one of the boats’, but that might cut into your generous two-week allowance us Americans are all so proud of.

But pay it.

It’s worth it.

I won’t give it all away, but it includes the typical ’snorkeling’ perks you’d expect to find – in fact, it’s not so much as to what you do, but where they take you. We’re talking about the coast that’s been in countless films, like, this shot, for example:

Recognize this? Harrison Ford might – he went under that arch as a younger action-star and then climbed up it as an aging pilot.

Trying hard to impress a few of the girls on the cruise with me, I loudly inquired whether one could ‘hike to the coast’ and then ‘camp out’.

They said I could, but it would take a day or so to get there.

Meaning, sure – if you have the time, you could load up a pack and do something ridiculous like exercise during your holiday or you could splurge on a package that includes a lot of ’sailing’ (they call it this, but actually it’s powered), some gorgeous snorkeling, free beer/Mai Tai’s (our group made up for the price in this alone) and an overall productive day.

And really, a hundred bucks or so to walk where Indiana Jones walked…twice?

Not even a question.

[more photos up here]

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